& it's hey, babe, with your guardian eyes...

I wonder if my CHINESE friend Joey Hwang is reading this. If you are, hey babe with your guardian eyes, don't you know our friendship is true? I'm deliberately trying to write as much as possible to CHINA, just to fuck with the government -- though I suppose that the spike Perky Pam puts into my vein today will make the conspiracies go away. I just wish we could get Biggie the Blanket to do something other than self-medicate with real atomic submarines. John did get off the phone pretty fast last night when I told him about my friend in CHINA. Just because I have a friend in CHINA doesn't make me a TERRORIST. If anyone's a TERRORIST, President Gas is President Gas again.